Good Morning,
We are over the moon to share with you an exciting new Auto-scaling feature that will be available in a future release. We’ve done some extensive research over many late nights, surveyed our partners and have taken your feedback to our product team and are happy to announce that Lunar Scaling, our auto-scaling based on phases of the moon, will soon be available for all partners.
Just like the tides being controlled by the moon’s magic, AVD usage can increase/decrease with those phases of the moon. The data points below have been determined inconclusive and are an educated guess by our least mathematically inclined team members (Me) regarding how moon phases affect AVD usage:
New Moon – 99% of users logging into AVD Sessions
Waxing Moon – 99.9% of users logging in
Moon made of Cheese – 42% of users logging in
Warren Moon – This is just a pic of NFL Hall of Fame Quarterback Warren Moon
Half Moon – 50% of users, it is a “half” moon
Full Moon- 73% of werewolves logging in
Nerdio’s Lunar Scaling will put hosts into a “Low Gravity” mode when this is enabled and triggered by moon phases. “Low Gravity” mode will have no impact to users or Azure costs, but the total gross weight of AVD session hosts will be reduced by up to 65%. We hope you are as excited as we are about this new feature due for release on April 1st, 2075.
Happy April Fools from the Partner Solutions Team here @ Nerdio!
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